Gaia Homeing

[Super Lozer]

this is my ultimate fan fic for all final fantasys... okay so it only has ff7-ff10 in it but hey its a work in progress. if you want to write as ANY of th final fantasies tell me. and you can write. you don't write as one person here you write as an entire game, like I'm writting as ff9! (could you have expected more from me! ) and my sis is Kingdom Hearts. (I know... K.H isn't a ff but eiko gets a crush on Sora so I need them!) anyways i desperatly need an ff8 writter cause its the only one I know NOTHING (but the names of the characters) about! oh yeah one more thing about Tidus leaving or w/e at the end of ff10 I like him being there! and just to make things fair, Aeris in ff7 doesn't die (even though I might kill her off in my own way) and if anyone else dies off of any of the game they still live! why? BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!! I'm writting the first 2 chapters. ;D but after that you can write all you want! Enjoy!

[Super Lozer]

oki doki no ones been on my site yet but as soon as I get this chapter up I'll invite you all... hopefully you guy'll come too. okay here goes nothing. just so you knnow... it starts off at the end of ff9! please don't joke my writting!

Prolouge!
It seemed all too perfect.zidane had come back, Alexandria was Prosporus, yet celebration was still the main foundation of their lives.It seem to be hours and all but 7 people had left the stadium to go home. Vivi, Eiko, Amarant, Quinia, Freya,and steiner and Beatrix sat up in the balcony still.
Zidane peered down at his prize... Dagger!(god he's so hot) evryone started making their way to thew stage to see the new found lovers. Dagger looked up to the crowd and saw four metorites heading for them. (woah what a way to star off a realtionship) Dagger burried her face in Zidane's chest. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! the metorites surprizly hit no one and surronded Dagger and Zidane. still burried in Zidane's chest, Dagger slowly picked up her head and looked up to the rocks to see that humans were on them! A girl with blonde hair and sort of 'I have no day job' look jumped off one of the rocks. she walked over to Zidane and Dagger and waved, "Rammu! E's Rikku!"
"Umm... WHAT?!?" Ziddane asked
"oh, sorry!" the girl smiled, "It's Al Bhed for Hello! I'm Rikku!"
"Where did you come from?" Dagger questioned.
Another girl jumped off the same rock that Rikku did and bowed to Zidane and Dagger, "we are from Spira, are panet was destroyed and we are the only survivors... may I ask what planet this is."
"Gaia." Eiko came from behind Zidane.
"And this is Alexandria! "Vivi bowed, "Dagger rules this place."
an girl with hair sort of like Dagger's and skimpy little black shorts and a white shirt bowed, "you have a beautiful kingdom your hiness, My name is Tifa and this is Cloud."
"yeah," Cloud stared.
"Cloud you're so rude!" Tifa smacked Cloud upside the head.
"It's allright, Dagger likes rude men she's with this pervert," Amarant put his hand on Dagger's shoulder.
Dagger giggled, "that's only half true."
a man with brown hair and a scar across his face approched Dagger,"I'm Squall..."
Dagger stared at him, 'He's... hot' she thought. she managed to open her mouth, "h... hi... I'm.... Garnet.... but ... all my friends call me...D...Dagger."
Zidane grabbed Dagger, "and I'm Zidane... Her boyfriend."
Dagger blinked, "yes I love Zidane VEEEERRRYYY much."
A much smaller boy waled up to the crew with two friends, "I'm Sora this is Rikku and Kairi"
"HEY!!!" ffix Rikku yelled, "he can't have the same name as me!"
"How about this, " Yuna started, "we'll turn your name into Al Bhed and Rikku can keep his name."
"Alright! then I am officiall Neggi!" Rikku... I mean, Neggi yelled.
Soon enough, everyone got to know each other, and that's when the mischeif began.


okay, that's all for the proluoge! hope it didn't suck... ooo I wonder what will happen?

[Barret]

when r u posting the first chapter so sum one else can write?

[Super Lozer]

awe man, I had it up... but I guess I lost it when I repaired the site... crap now I gotta type it all again... that's gonna suck on ice.. ( It was areally long chapter.)

[Super Lozer]

okay i'm working on the next chapter tonight! (while I'm watching Full metal... maybe hughes will come back to life) so yeah don't fret!

[Super Lozer]

gonna try to post an extremely LONG chapter now ladies and gents! on with the show.....

Chapter one- FFIX- Perfect Pairings

Vivi's P.O.V.~ My Children.

Lulu and Red XIII are nice. I like them... alot. "Vivi,"Lulu started,"DO all the black mages look like you?"

I shook my head, "yep! they're all my sons too!"

"your sons? you're quite young for sons..."Lulu said

"oh.... well they sorta just poofed right outa thin air." I adjusted my hat, "there aren't any girl mages... just boys... you're girl mage I've ever seen, Lulu."

Red XIII smiled, "but how is it you guys are produced then?"

"Mist."I stared into the air,"but two years ago me, Zidane, Dagger and the others all destroyed the source of mist... I think that all my sons were born out of the mist that was left.... my only explain is that the mist had to go somewhere, right?"

"Really? that's incredible." Lulu bent down to my eye level, but all my eyes seemed to see was her cleavage.

I felt shyer than ever, "uh...... ummmm.... I just remembered I have somthing to tell Zidane!!" I got up and dashed to find Zidane.

Dagger's P.O.V.~ first kiss.

"SQUALL!?!?" Zidane yelled as we talked in my room.

"Zidane, it's only an itsy bitsy attraction... nothing big.... besides I never got pouty all those other times you've flirted with girls!" I stood in front of him, "besides, we ALL know about your thing for Tifa!"

He put arms around my waist, "I can't help it, she sorta kinda looks like you in a tom-boyish way."

I realsed myself from his arms, "Well you might as well start spiking your hair, I feel a crush on Cloud coming on."

I looked at him and smiled and let him hold me again, " I love you, Zidane ...." (Dagger's so damn lucky)

"I love you too, Dagger..." he lloked down to me. I stared into his eyes... .lost. and wegot closer... and closer... and closer... and... then.....

BAM

we looked to the door and saw a fumming little mage in my doorway, "ZIDANE! do you remember in Dali when you told me if I had girl problems I should talk to you? "

"uh.... yeah." Zidane scratched the back of his head.

"WELL, I THINK I HAVE A CRUSH ON LULU!!! "

Eiko's P.O.V.~ Key Balde?

"Hiya!" Rikku... er... Neggi walked up to me.

"uh, yeah, It's Neggi right?"

"yep!.... that's meeeeeee!"

"you're uhhh.... pretty hyper..."

"hmm, yeah I am..." she gave me a weird look, "uh why exactly are you hidng behind the bushes?"

I gulped, "Sora...he's.... cute."

"Sora oh... well... he's okay, for a little kid.... but that's cool , cause you're only like, 8, right?"

"Yep , and Sora's only 14!... only a 6 year difference!... I just gotta get rid of that Kiari chick."

"Kairi, huh"

"yeah that punk always hanging around him."

Neggi crossed her arms," do you always plan demises like this?"

"... maybe..."

Quina's P.O.V.~ fortune cookie

"Yummy delicious food, me try all of it!" me say when me look at food in Alexandria Castle.

"Fortune?" stupid thing with cat on head named Cait Sith, say to me.

"Cookie?" I ask Cait Sith.

"Fortune Cokie!" we say together with thinking faces.

"You make fortune. Me make cookie. GO!" I say turning to kitchen, "We make millions!"


Amarant's P.O.V.~ stare down

damn vamp. I stared at Vincent, "Hmph"

"same to you." The damn bastard said, "so what the hell are you supposed to be?"

"What ever you make me to be."

"Damn Poser."

"Hmph, damn hypocrite."

Steiner's P.O.V.~ gun?

"So, Dagger's real name is Garnet... and she's a queen... and you're her guardian?"

"yeah... something like that." I responded.

"Dammit" we looked over to see Barret," dont' Ya'lll got no damn entertainment?"

"Yeah, I said, "we've got a mini theater."

"Ya'lll ain't got no Damn T.Vs or telephones?" Barret yelled.

"t.V ? telephone? " i asked.

"you damn idiots probalbly don't even know whjat the hell my damn arm is do you?"

I stared at his arm, "no..."

"It is a gun. "Auron informed me.

"gun?"

"Yes, a gun" Auron began explaining the device to me and I becamn rather confused....

"so whats a phone?" I asked.

"this." Barret shoved a device with buttons labeled one to nine, "It's a P.H.S model I can't used it here so you can have it."

"th... thanks." I said.

Freya's P.O.V. ~ Zell

"so how was everyone's day?" I asked my friends as we awaited dinner.

"Let's not tlak about it.... how 'bout your's?" Zidane looked quite upset and tired.

"fine was splendid.... I met two nice boys."

"who?" Dagger looked just as upset as Zidane.

"Kihmari and Zell."

"ZELL?" Zidane seemed to come to life, "isn't he from Squall's world?"

"uh yeah."

"I wanna talk to him!" Zidane went to the door.

"uhng, ZIDANE!" Eiko juped up, " why are you holding this grudge on Squall?"


"I'm not gonna fight him or anything I just wanna ask some questions." Zidane left the room.

"he's gonna fight Squall, isn't he? this is all my fault." Dagger looked to the floor.


Zidane's P.O.V. ~ no, it's not.

'she probably thinks this is all her fault.' I thought opening the door to where squall and his friends were. , "Zell, can I talk to you?"


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well, there it is I finally got it up! hope you liked it reveiw please.

[Super Lozer]

here goes my next chapter, guys!

Chapter two- FFVII- Dinner

Cait Sith's P.O.V~seating

Qunia and my dinner was planned out. We even made special seating arrangement so no one would firght. First we sat Aeris, Dagger, Riona, Yunna and Kiari at one table.

Aeris' P.O.V.~ can't have him

"FOR APETEIZERS!" Qunia yelled through the dinning hall, "me and Sithie's new creation: Fortune cookies!" Quinia began walking through the hall handing them out.

We all took a cookie. Yuna open her's first, "you will buy some new clothes.... okay.."

"my turn!" Dagger opened hers," your day will suck."

"and yours will suck more...." Kiari read hers ," at least the cookies are good...."

Riona giggled," okay now me... you will loose a family member...."

"oooo yay now my turn!" I broke open my cookie, "You will never be with him......wonder what that means."

Cait Sith's P.O.V~seating... again

We also sat Laguna, Vivi, Lulu, Neggi, and Barret at a table.

Barret's P.O.V ~ hippie

"stupid fortune cookie!" Ithrew my balled up fortune and hit Vivi in the head.

"Hey watch it! you could have hurt the poor guy!"Laguna stood up.

"Shut up you damn hippie!" I yelled.

"Hippie?!?"

"yeah, I heard about how you write your pansy stories!"

"just because I write does NOT make me a hippie! i eat meat and I do not smoke weed!"

"you probably write whimpy romance novels, don't you?"

"ooo you little--"

I started prancing around like a little girl, "ooo look at me I'm prissy Laguna! I wear lipstick and carry a pink purse!"

"why you--"

"KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!" Neggie and Lulu yelled and we directed our attention ot them.

"vivi, are you hurt?" Lulu asked.

"n... no" vivi adjusted his hat.

" see? now shut up you two." Neggi sat bck down.

Cait Sith's P.O.V~ more seating

another table consisted of Red XIII, Eiko, Seifer, Auron,and Rikku.


Cait Sith's P.O.V~ more seating

I dug my face in my bowl chowing down on the delicious Alexndrian food.

"Where i come from dogs don't eat at the table." Seifer said

"he is NOT a doggie he's more intelligent then you'll ever be!" Eikio said.

"you should gain some respect, Seifer." Auron said, "different worlds have different customs."

"see?" Eiko stuck her tounge out at him.

"and YOU mis Eiko, need to learn some manners... dont't stick your tounge out at the table."

"yessir." Eiko slummped in her seat

"hahahaha Eiko loves Auron!" Rikku pointed

"DO NOT" Eiko yelled.

Cait Sith's P.O.V. ~ even more seating

Then we seated Cid, Irvine, Steiner, Tifa and Kimahri together.

Cid's P.O.V~ getting 'chicks'

"So, baby... you wanna go out with a REAL man sometime?" Irvine leaned over to Tifa.

"I dunno, how bout' you get a REAL hobby sometime?... then we'll talk." Tifa walked away.

"You disgust Kimahri, That is now way to treat a lady." Kimahri said.

"Whatever, I say if that's how you get your women so be it." I said.

"I think not!"Steiner was rather appauled," You should never talk to a lady like that... such things label you as a PIG!!!"

"shut up," Irvine said,"oh I see... you need me to get you a chick, eh'?"

"ungh, you insolent little--" Steiner stormed off.

"Steiner, Kimahri new friend... Irvine appaul Steiner. Kimahri very mad at Irvine." Kimahri grabbed Irvine's shrit.

"uhh.... help." Irvine studdered.

Tifa's P.O.V~ new table

Irvine was deffinatley a new enemy, so I looked for a new table to sit at. I ended up with Zell, Freya, Wakka, and Selfie... the most peaceful table. "Hey Tifa!" Selfie waved, "what's wrong?"

"MEN ... are wrong" I said.

"Awe, Tifa" Freya wrapped an arm around me," not ALL men are disgusting ruthless pigs, what about cloud?"

"hmm...yeah."

"see, there is a good manout there ya'?" Wakka said.

Yuffie's P.O.V.~Reason for beating.

"can i sit with you guys?" Steiner came to oue table.

"yes."Quistis smiled

"Thank you..."Steiner bowed his head and sat down.

"what brings you here?" I asked.

"You not need concern your self mah lady."

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author's note:quick! think dirty!
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"It's that Irvine guy isn't it? I'll give him something to beat!" I jumped on the table showing off my kicks and punches , "I wanna see him try to hit on me!"

"you're rining our dinners get off the table, YUFFIE!" Amamrant and Vincent yelled together in unison.

I smiled, "you guys are made for each other!"

Vincent's P.O.V.~copy

"AM NOT!!!!" me and Amatant yelled .

"STOP IT!" we said together once again. our alikeness began to piss me off.

Cloud's P.O.V.~ *stare*

"wow this is interesting." Tidus said looking at squall and Zidane staring each other down.

"this is getting scary." Sora said.

"give it up, goddamnit!"

Cait Sith's P.O.V~seating...once more.

"see dinner is perfect, right, my friend?"I asked Quina

"uhh, Sithie?"Quina asked

"yes?"

"they rioting!" Quina shook and everyone ran towards with forks and knives

"Quina, RUN!!!!"


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there it is chp.2 I got 2 more chapters dun too I dunno if I shoul post them now or not though.... *ponder*